Tom`s Sock Monkey ROFL

This is Tom writing for mom because she is too busy. I was wanting a sock monkey for my birthday(which is in about four months) So she got the pattern and all we needed a sock. We go to a free clothing store that has aeropostal brand cloths. They even give you a cool plastic bag. We wanted the woman that works there in a good mood. To make it seem like I had cloths I pumped up my bag. Mom was looking around in the store and she found a pair of Ultimax socks. that was the only thing I got in my bag when we got home. A day or two after she had time to make the sock monkey. I walked in about ten minutes after she started and it look like a sock fit for a two toed man. To save myself from such images I waited until she was done. At first I named him LOL but then I realized that is too hard to say. So i renamed him to ROFL.